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“My Dog, she looks at me sometimes with a look, and I think maybe deep down inside she must know exactly how I feel. But then maybe she just wants the food on my plate” Unknown
“Dogs fell very strongly they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise to bark violently at nothing right in your ear.” Dave Barry
“If you don’t own a dog, at least one, there is not necessarily anything wrong with you, but there may be something wrong with your life.” Roger Caras
"Puppies are very smart; they always know which shoes are your favorites before they start chewing on them." Doggyworld.com
"Call your dog at the top of your lungs he may run the other way. But quietly open the refrigerator and he comes running from another room" Doggyworld.com
"In a perfect world, every dog would have a home and every home would have a Dog" Unknown
“The dog was created specifically for children. He is the god of frolic” -Henry Ward Beecher
"The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog" Ambrose Bierce
"A dog wags its tail with its heart" Martin Burbaum
“I think dogs are the most amazing creatures; they give unconditional love. For me they are the role model for being alive.” –Gilda Radner
" I wonder what goes through his mind when he sees us peeing in his water bowl" Penny Ward Moser
"Children and Dogs are as necessary to the welfare of the country as Wall Street and the Railroads." Harry S. Truman
“Dogs have a nice life. You never see a dog with a wristwatch." George Carlin
“If your dog doesn’t like someone you probably shouldn’t either.” Unknown
“Old dogs, like shoes are comfortable. They might be a bit worn, out of shape and a little worn around the edges. But they fit well” Bonnie Wilcox
“When you feel dog tired at night, it might be because you growled all day long” Unknown ”
"Whoever said you can't buy happiness forgot about puppies." Gene Hill
"No Matter how little money and how few possessions you own, having a dog makes you rich." Lois Sabin
"Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like has never washed a dog." Franklin P. Jones
“The reason dogs have so many friends is because they wag their tails instead of their tongues” Unknown
"Do not make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans or they will treat you like Dogs"- Martha Scott
"Properly trained, a man can be a dog's best friend." Corey Ford
"There is no Psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face" Ben Williams
"A Dog is for Life and not just for Christmas" National Canine Defense League
"Do you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that is how dogs spend their lives" Sue Murphy
"If Dogs Could Talk It Would Take A Lot of the Fun out of Owning One" Andy Rooney
"Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you? But when you take him in a car he sticks his head out the window!" Steve Bluestone
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